It's nice how politics has helped us define the level of punishment and statute of limitations for infidelity.
Had a recent affair? You're a disgrace and need to go away. (John Edwards)
Had a recent affair with a prostitute? You can no longer be Governor (Eliot Spitzer) BUT you can still be a Senator (David Vitter).
Had an affair in the 90s? You get to speak on Wednesday at the Democratic Convention. (Bill Clinton)
Had an affair in the 70s? You get to be the Republican nominee for President. (John McCain)
Had an affair in the 60s? You're a beloved President. (John F Kennedy)
Had a recent affair? You're a disgrace and need to go away. (John Edwards)
Had a recent affair with a prostitute? You can no longer be Governor (Eliot Spitzer) BUT you can still be a Senator (David Vitter).
Had an affair in the 90s? You get to speak on Wednesday at the Democratic Convention. (Bill Clinton)
Had an affair in the 70s? You get to be the Republican nominee for President. (John McCain)
Had an affair in the 60s? You're a beloved President. (John F Kennedy)
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